Funny Messages
1.mussharaff-very sorry to hear abt the bomb blast in whitehouse at 8 dis morning .
obama-nothin happened there.
mussharaf-whats da time there.
obama-7 am.
mussharaf-sry i ll call u later.
2.A dog fell in love with a cat but dogs parents refused cat guess why?they gave a solid reason
ladki to muchho wali hai.
3.neil armstrong lands on moon &sees 2 men and asked who are you ??
repli came:camers man santosh ke saath deepak chaurasiya aaj tak.
4.killr shayari:tune mera dil toda mujhe hua pain.
wah wah !!!
tune mera dil toda mujhe hua pain.
give me some sunshine give me some rain .
wawa wawa.
5.luv cycle:whn u luv, u got heart....
whn u gt hurt u hate,whn u hate u try to 4gt.....
u start missin......
wehn u start missin u eventually fall in love again.
6. we have 3 friends : 1st one is sun .2nd one is moon.3rd one is you.
sun for the "daytime".moon for the "nighttime".and u for the "lifetime".
7. killer pj of the day.
2 addmi:
1st : ter pita kya karte hai ?.
2nd : logo ko aashirwad dete hai.
1st : kyabhagwan hai.
2nd : nahi bhikari hai.
8. you are ABCD - attractive beatiful cute dear.
EFG - excellent funy gorgeous.
HIJ- hello i m joking.
9.life is a piano ....... white keys are happy moments.black keys are sad moments.but remember both
keys are played together 2 give sw8 music.its life.
10.fir hui halchal .fir apki yaad ayi.fir nikla chand.fir suhaani raat aai. iss raat i gharani me kho jayo
thoda hame yaad karo aur pir so jayo.
11. you are sitting in front of ur computer.what computer will think about you.do u know?
"intel inside mental outside"
12. british ruled avar kranti 4 meni ears dey destroid avar kalchar,so wot ? lat aas detroi dher langvage like this.
13.ab atk meri lyfe ek khuli bottle thi,jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha,par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya
bhagwan kare aap jaise dhakkan sabko de.
14.hogi kisiki tamanna sitaro ko pane ki.hamari to chahat hai sitara ban jane ki,koi chahta hai dil me basane ki
hamari to aadat hai dil me bas jane ki.
15. science kehti hai ki pani boil karne germa mar jati hai par science ko yah to batao ki germs ki dead bodies to pani me reh jati hai.
16.khafa ho ya koi gham hai..... number kho gaya ya balance kam hai .........bhejo sms agar dum hai .......ya man gaye ki sms ka beetaj baadshah to bus hum hai.
1.mussharaff-very sorry to hear abt the bomb blast in whitehouse at 8 dis morning .
obama-nothin happened there.
mussharaf-whats da time there.
obama-7 am.
mussharaf-sry i ll call u later.
2.A dog fell in love with a cat but dogs parents refused cat guess why?they gave a solid reason
ladki to muchho wali hai.
3.neil armstrong lands on moon &sees 2 men and asked who are you ??
repli came:camers man santosh ke saath deepak chaurasiya aaj tak.
4.killr shayari:tune mera dil toda mujhe hua pain.
wah wah !!!
tune mera dil toda mujhe hua pain.
give me some sunshine give me some rain .
wawa wawa.
5.luv cycle:whn u luv, u got heart....
whn u gt hurt u hate,whn u hate u try to 4gt.....
u start missin......
wehn u start missin u eventually fall in love again.
6. we have 3 friends : 1st one is sun .2nd one is moon.3rd one is you.
sun for the "daytime".moon for the "nighttime".and u for the "lifetime".
7. killer pj of the day.
2 addmi:
1st : ter pita kya karte hai ?.
2nd : logo ko aashirwad dete hai.
1st : kyabhagwan hai.
2nd : nahi bhikari hai.
8. you are ABCD - attractive beatiful cute dear.
EFG - excellent funy gorgeous.
HIJ- hello i m joking.
9.life is a piano ....... white keys are happy moments.black keys are sad moments.but remember both
keys are played together 2 give sw8 music.its life.
10.fir hui halchal .fir apki yaad ayi.fir nikla chand.fir suhaani raat aai. iss raat i gharani me kho jayo
thoda hame yaad karo aur pir so jayo.
11. you are sitting in front of ur computer.what computer will think about you.do u know?
"intel inside mental outside"
12. british ruled avar kranti 4 meni ears dey destroid avar kalchar,so wot ? lat aas detroi dher langvage like this.
13.ab atk meri lyfe ek khuli bottle thi,jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha,par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya
bhagwan kare aap jaise dhakkan sabko de.
14.hogi kisiki tamanna sitaro ko pane ki.hamari to chahat hai sitara ban jane ki,koi chahta hai dil me basane ki
hamari to aadat hai dil me bas jane ki.
15. science kehti hai ki pani boil karne germa mar jati hai par science ko yah to batao ki germs ki dead bodies to pani me reh jati hai.
16.khafa ho ya koi gham hai..... number kho gaya ya balance kam hai .........bhejo sms agar dum hai .......ya man gaye ki sms ka beetaj baadshah to bus hum hai.
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